i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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