Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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