People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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