So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
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