we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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