"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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