Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Randomize