I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
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