love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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