Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
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