Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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