gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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