OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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