can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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