I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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