the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
i out mim tonsoeep
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