"it" just moved
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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