the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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