But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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