Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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