The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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