Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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