Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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