Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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