Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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