If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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