Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
We just shotgunned beers for America
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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