and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Randomize
