I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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