yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
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