Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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