covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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