I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
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