Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
he puts the penis in happiness.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
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