people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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