yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
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