Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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