I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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