Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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