Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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