I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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