come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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