oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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