No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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