So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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