I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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