i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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