she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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