We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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