Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
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He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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