There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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