I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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