I would go down on you faster than GM stock
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
