I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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