Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Randomize
